Ok. Today's blog, is not for the faint hearted. If you are offended by bums,bottys or the USA ass...then skip this page. My bowels have always been a medical mystery. From IBS..to the occasional hemorrhoid or two. I have had cameras down my throat and cameras up the Khyber pass...although they could not get there large hose pipe round...as apparently I have a loopy bowel system...oh joy. I also love spicy food like curry or chilli...but if I partake...then I have a bum like a Japanese flag for weeks. So imagine my delight when the NHS sent me a bowel cancer screening test letter. I can opt in..or opt out. For the uninitiated..it involves having a poo...taking a sample...and sending it off in the post...sorry Mr postman...I can't put you through that. I have opted out. I have many reasons...and some may think that I am silly. Maybe....but if I have anything, then I would rather not know...as I have many theories about diagnosis and the effect on the human mind. So for now. My ass is mine...and ain't no Kodak brownie going within 5 feet of it!!~
