I spotted a hearse yesterday from a firm I used to work for, many years ago. I suppose it's going in style in a Roller. But now you can be carried on your final journey, by almost any mode of transport. Horse and carriage. Bus, Tram, JCB, Motorbike and Camper vans. You name it and your Funeral Director should be able to source it. Me? I have changed my mind so many times...and now...I don't care if you stick me in a taxi...I ain't paying the fare x
Most people that know me, are aware, of my utter contempt and hate , of those that use mobile phones while driving. As an undertaker, I have witnessed the aftermath of utter stupity and its not pretty. So yesterday, whilst travelling in the rear seat of the hearse, I took great satisfaction in snapping this moron. The beauty of it, was his face when he spotted me. I silently mouthed thank you as we drove on. Now this can have three outcomes. 1. He will be watching the post for a summons. 2. He wont risk using phone while driving again, in case number 1 kicks in.
3. He wont give a damn.
I fear it will be C...which stands for cretin. Oooooh coffee begins with C...don't mind if i do .
