Friday 8 July 2016

Dead certain

Most people that know me, are aware, of my utter contempt and hate , of those that use mobile phones while driving. As an undertaker, I have witnessed the aftermath of utter stupity and its not pretty. So yesterday, whilst travelling in the rear seat of the hearse, I took great satisfaction in snapping this moron. The beauty of it, was his face when he spotted me. I silently mouthed thank you as we drove on. Now this can have three outcomes. 1. He will be watching the post for a summons. 2. He wont risk using phone while driving again, in case number 1 kicks in.
3. He wont give a damn.
I fear it will be C...which stands for cretin. Oooooh coffee begins with C...don't mind if i do .

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