I got man flu...it's something akin to child birth or having a leg amputated without anaesthetic. Girls never understand. I had to chisel my nose open this morning...not nice. Lots of weird dreams ...think I was hallucinating at one point...yes girls get sniffles...but men have para medics on standby....
Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of elephants too.
Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
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