I took a visit to a renowned haunted house today. In the daylight...not so spooky. But at night , I should imagine, an instant cure for constipation!!. I asked myself the question...how much money would it take, for me, to spend a whole night alone there. No mobile phone and only a torch. I have to then ask myself a question....do I believe in ghosts. Although working with the dead for the last 19 years...nothing has ever happened...even when alone in a mortuary with numerous bodies. But a haunted house....hmmmm...I think it would have to be a 6 figure sum ...and numerous change of pants before I even considered it. At the very least...my hair wouldn't turn white!!!
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