Well I survived the day I had been dreading for years. I only celebrated with one pint. Ok, it was vodka, but I feel fine. I weighted myself naked this morning. Once I stopped laughing, I realised I had put 2lbs on!!! So I need to drink less coffee I figure. News flash from Olympics. Security stopped a man carrying a long object at gates. Excuse me sir, are you a Pole vaulter? The bloke replied yes I am from Poland...how did you know my name was Walter?
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