Lots of people are asking me,if I was in the hearse...when I was caught speeding,.....an emphatic noooooo!. However, I do now have a range of gadgets that warn me if I am a millisecond over speed limit. An old sat nav that shouts out in an American voice ( I think it's Felix"s part time job) if I am speeding. Today's gadget, is a speed camera detector. Good news...it works. Bad news. It picks up every infra red device going, including automatic doors..and traffic lights...and let's me know in fluent Chinese !!! The best kit I have though, is common sense....something I must have left at home, that fateful day.
Best job I ever had. In your case I would not shout out, you've insulted my beloved shorts once too often.
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