Monday 12 September 2016

Couch

As part of my ongoing solicitor claim regarding the hit and run in march, last year.... I now have to see a shrink? They have sent me a form to complete.. Question.... how did things go at your birth?.. Well fine i think... There I was just floating around in a sac, minding my own business... When this great ugly brute of a woman... Grabbed my ears... Pulled me out... And slapped my bum!!!!! Question... How did you feel immediately after the accident? Oh i was so happy.. I took all my clothes off and did a little jig of utmost joy... I don't think me and the psycho, are going to bond?

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